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Four reasons why Buffalo Chicken Wings suck

(This was only to be expected after this post…)

  • They are spicy. Very spicy. And the spices are oil-based (so water won’t help).
  • You pretty much have to use your fingers, and as a result they make your fingers all messy and covered with a fiery red layer of spiciness
  • They are complicated to eat. You have to do a lot of work to eat all the meat out, around the bones
  • They have a weird taste that’s not quite tomatoes. If you ask me, they taste like vomit

    • This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 at 14:21 and is filed under The Daily Badness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

    One Response to “Four reasons why Buffalo Chicken Wings suck”

    1. Acquired Taste « blog.elevenseconds says:
      2010/07/29 at 07:08

      [...] from sweet, milk chocolate in favor of dark chocolate. I started enjoying spicy food (yes, even the chicken wings — mind you, I still dislike vomit sauce with all my might) and this opened up the wealth of [...]

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