There are codified ways of earning your PhD. But the truth is that you really only earn your PhD when you realize the futility of what you have been doing for the past several years.

I should go back to school and enter a PhD program in Philosophy. The subject of my dissertation would be the idea behind earning PhDs. Of course I’d realize nobody cares about how to earn a PhD. So I can only earn my PhD if I fail to show up to defend my dissertation.

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